Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
Randomize
