One girl and one boy is just not enough.
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
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