where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
You need a sexual gate keeper
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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