sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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