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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
Oh god. I finally realized why the coked out Stevie wonder was explaining the concept of movember to the McDonalds clerk. Drunk me didn't process that another month comes after Halloween... It's apparently November.
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
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