My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
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