just come out here and I will go home with you...
it seems as if every mistake i've ever made in life i've had an errection in one hand and a bud light in the other
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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