what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
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