yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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