Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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