I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
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