I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
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