dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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