i need an iv and a liver transplant
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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