North Korea, Best Korea!
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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