No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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