Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
Randomize
