I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Randomize
