We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
Why are your pants in the freezer?
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
Randomize
