Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
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