no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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