i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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