I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
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