What a fucking waste of an outfit
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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