let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
Randomize
