i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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