fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I've been at work for less than an hour and have pooped twice already. That's what happens when you start sleeping with your roommate and don't want to use the bathroom at home anymore.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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