I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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