Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
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