where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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