Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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