somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
Randomize
