She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
The number of injuries I get impersonating Shakira while drunk is getting ridiculous. Sprained vagina, dude.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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