belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
My Higher Power is John Stamos
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
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