Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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