I need help removing her.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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