So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
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