google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
Randomize
