u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
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