so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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