yo i have your phone
... oh so you probably won't get this message
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
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