butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
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