strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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