She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
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