That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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