I heard we made out
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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