And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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