Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
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