quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
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