He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
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